Well, I want to study film with a specialty on Italian cinema and an Italian language and literature minor.
I figure I can either work in Italy or I can teach Italian film to overpriviliged film students at art schools. But if I teach said kids, I can be overly opinionated about film and force them to see stuff that doesnt fit the snotty definition of cinema. And I get my summers off, grants to do weird projects, and make $75-125k a year in the process.